December 2012
1 post
Self Parody, National Identity and the Canadian... →
garethsimpson: somersaultmag: During Canada’s most recent prime ministerial campaign, Nickelback happened to be playing a concert in Ottawa about a month before the election. As the band launched into their hit song “Photograph,” a picture of Stephen Harper appeared on the screen behind lead singer Chad Kroeger. There may not be a more telling image of Canada in 2012 than that of the...
Dec 14th
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April 2012
1 post
Apr 21st
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March 2012
1 post
Mar 13th
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December 2011
1 post
Dec 2nd
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October 2011
3 posts
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Mayor Rob Ford calls police after ambush by 22... →
ROB FORD *FART NOISE* SADTROMBONE.COM
Oct 25th
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Oct 17th
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Listenelevators: This is a phone conversation with CBC...
Oct 15th
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September 2011
5 posts
Sep 30th
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Every article about Toronto ever
tableclothcape: ‘Canada’s largest city,’ couched in terms that imply the Rest of Canada is utterly dependent on and revolves around Toronto, “the locus of Canadian X,” “the centre of X,” etc. ‘HAVE WE TOLD YOU ABOUT MULTICULTURALISM?’ ‘Let us compare ourselves to New York at almost comical length,’ though the Greater Toronto Area is three and a half times as small and roughly half the size of...
Sep 9th
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Every article about Winnipeg ever
tableclothcape: COLD ‘despite popular belief, it is a place that exists’ SO COLD ‘heart of the continent,’ ‘geographical centre of North America,’ ‘incredible geographic isolation’ SO VERY COLD violent crime, ‘murder capital of Canada’ I-I CAN’T FEEL MY LEGS ANYMORE slurpees CHRIST ON A CRACKER WHY WOULD YOU EVEN BUILD A CITY HERE Winnipeg Jets DON’T YOU SEE THIS IS GOD’S WAY OF...
Sep 9th
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“I want to thank our champions and Canada’s greatest TV network, the CBC and...”
– Peter Keleghan
Sep 8th
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“The big news is that while last year’s [Gemini] award for Best Drama went to The...”
– Canadian Content! (from a post by the inimitable Jaime Weinman)
Sep 8th
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August 2011
4 posts
1 tag
Aug 27th
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Aug 22nd
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“My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is...”
– Jack Layton (via georgiastraight)
Aug 22nd
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Aug 5th
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July 2011
3 posts
Jul 28th
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2 tags
Jul 8th
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Jul 5th
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May 2011
6 posts
May 5th
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GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
May 3rd
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May 3rd
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HEY! VOTE!
May 2nd
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HEY! VOTE!
May 2nd
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HEY! VOTE!
May 2nd
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April 2011
13 posts
I was voting NDP when...
iwasvotingndpwhen: I was voting NDP when the Y2K virus was a party platform. Follow this blog!
Apr 30th
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Apr 24th
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Strategic Voting 101 →
Project Democracy uses polls and a riding-by-riding projection to help you decide who you should vote for (provided you want to prevent a Harper majority, which you totally do.)
Apr 22nd
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Apr 21st
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Apr 17th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 14th
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Anonymous asked: I love that you love Justin Trudeau.

I eagerly await the day when I can vote for him.
Apr 14th
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vanmega asked: have you seen http://shitharperdid.ca ?
Apr 14th
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Full disclosure time
Fuck Yeah Canada will, at no point, endorse any candidates for this or any other election. If we do, it will be purely satirical. I think I speak for all of us here at the blog when I say that most of the people running in the election are “bland” at best and “Jason Kenney” at worst (except for Justin Trudeau, who is a dreamboat.) We are fairly left of centre, but so is...
Apr 14th
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Anonymous asked: Actually, the CN in CN Tower stands for Canadian National, as in the railway. Not Canada's Noodle.
Apr 14th
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1 tag
Apr 14th
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Apr 14th
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February 2011
4 posts
Feb 7th
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Proud to be a Canadian #21.
Damn right I can drive in the snow.
Feb 7th
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mystarseed asked: What's the best time of year to visit Ottawa?
Feb 2nd
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markellison asked: What's the best brand or variety of maple syrup you know of? I love the stuff, but as Yank from the South, I'm only familiar with Appalachian Mt fare.
Feb 1st
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January 2011
14 posts
Jan 31st
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Red n White
Submitted by:  76er Very important to notice the 5 smaller flags on the building in the background.  One big flag is not patriotic enough. SUBMIT!
Jan 27th
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sochrisash asked: When will the leafs make play offs!

:( I miss canada, I need to get back haha
Jan 27th
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liaisonamoureuse asked: This isn't a question, but I was born in Montreal(:
Jan 27th
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Anything you're dying to know about Canada?
Ask!  It might just save your life. 
Jan 26th
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Proud to be a Canadian #20.
Also, Fahrenheit is bullshit.
Jan 26th
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Proud to be a Canadian #19.
I don’t know how much I weigh in kilograms.  I don’t know how tall I am in centimetres.  But I recognize and appreciate the superiority of the metric system.
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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