randomsox: Jason Bay: US citizen.
Barelysarcasm: HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY, USA! WE GOT A NEW ONE OF US WHO CAN HIT A TON AND FIELD LIKE A CHAMP!
oh cmon..no one else finds it funny that he became a US Citizen the DAY AFTER CANADA DAY?(he’s canadian. well. was. whatever.)
Alright guys, we had to see this one coming. He leaves lovable underdog Pittsburgh Pirates for the staggeringly douchey Boston Red Sox, so obviously he has to change patriotic allegiances as well. He even looks like Pittsburgh Jason Bay’s evil twin.
Just a friendly warning, Jason, we at FYC love you like a bro and all that, but when you start straying too far from your roots and settling for America, your career kinda goes downhill.
