In the midst of all of this election nonsense, we here at Fuck Yeah Canada feel that we have a duty to remind you that we are currently in the heaving sweaty midst of the NHL playoffs. As such, you need to be reminded that you have a patriotic responsibility to put away your bitterness towards the Vancouver Canucks and Montreal Canadiens so that they might drink from Lord Stanley’s Cup. Because no matter how much you may hate Vancouver’s insufferable song parodies and Montreal’s eurotrash hooligans, none of that can measure up to the sheer contempt that Insufferable Leech Gary Bettman has for you as Canadians. He hates you, because you’re bad for his business. You aren’t making him any money. And isn’t that what really matters?

In the midst of all of this election nonsense, we here at Fuck Yeah Canada feel that we have a duty to remind you that we are currently in the heaving sweaty midst of the NHL playoffs. As such, you need to be reminded that you have a patriotic responsibility to put away your bitterness towards the Vancouver Canucks and Montreal Canadiens so that they might drink from Lord Stanley’s Cup.

Because no matter how much you may hate Vancouver’s insufferable song parodies and Montreal’s eurotrash hooligans, none of that can measure up to the sheer contempt that Insufferable Leech Gary Bettman has for you as Canadians. He hates you, because you’re bad for his business. You aren’t making him any money. And isn’t that what really matters?

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    Bettman. Die a slow horrible death.
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    This. ALL. OF. THIS.
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