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  • ‘Canada’s largest city,’ couched in terms that imply the Rest of Canada is utterly dependent on and revolves around Toronto, “the locus of Canadian X,” “the centre of X,” etc.
  • ‘HAVE WE TOLD YOU ABOUT MULTICULTURALISM?’
  • ‘Let us compare ourselves to New York at almost comical length,’ though the Greater Toronto Area is three and a half times as small and roughly half the size of Chicago
  • Unironically, ‘Canada is full of elites! Just look at all those elites!’
  • ‘We elected an incompetent mayor and his insane older brother! Woe is us! Why aren’t you pitying us for the officials we democratically elected?’
  • ‘BUT SERIOUSLY, DID WE TELL YOU ABOUT OUR MANY DIVERSE COMMUNITIES? LET US REPEAT OURSELVES, JUST SO YOU HEARD.’

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  1. canada-news reblogged this from fuckyeahcanada
  2. elenorasweet reblogged this from fuckyeahcanada and added:
    Lol! Oh, Toronto… your ego knows no bounds.
  3. mymindisafreeway reblogged this from fuckyeahcanada
  4. winchesters-and-ponds reblogged this from fuckyeahcanada and added:
    SUDBURY, ONTARIO IS LARGER THAN TORONTO. It is the largest city in Ontario; 7th largest in Canada. So fuck off with your...
  5. wittyblogurl reblogged this from fuckyeahcanada
  6. annethecaptain reblogged this from fuckyeahcanada
  7. bessarion reblogged this from fuckyeahcanada and added:
    LOOOOOOL.
  8. karkatcryingalonewithdeadtrolls reblogged this from fuckyeahcanada
  9. kyuusei reblogged this from fuckyeahcanada and added:
    sorry Torontoites but.. LMAO
  10. findanothergalaxy reblogged this from fuckyeahcanada and added:
    ‘Canada’s largest city,’ couched in terms that imply the Rest of Canada is utterly dependent on and revolves around...
  11. being-meguca-is-suffering reblogged this from fuckyeahcanada
  12. cadavaberry reblogged this from fuckyeahcanada and added:
    3 Asians per every white person. People say UofT is chock full of Asians in all campuses, IDK.
  13. wrlittle said: Everyone else not in Toronto hates Toronto.
  14. clusterheadache reblogged this from fuckyeahcanada
  15. gloryredux reblogged this from silveriodide and added:
    Haters gonna hate.
  16. silveriodide reblogged this from fuckyeahcanada
  17. vagabond-dreams said: AND OH BY THE WAY DID YOU KNOW CANADA ENDS AT MONTREAL?
  18. rye-and-ginger said: BUT TORONTO IS SO AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING (sometimes)