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  • ‘Canada’s largest city,’ couched in terms that imply the Rest of Canada is utterly dependent on and revolves around Toronto, “the locus of Canadian X,” “the centre of X,” etc.
  • ‘HAVE WE TOLD YOU ABOUT MULTICULTURALISM?’
  • ‘Let us compare ourselves to New York at almost comical length,’ though the Greater Toronto Area is three and a half times as small and roughly half the size of Chicago
  • Unironically, ‘Canada is full of elites! Just look at all those elites!’
  • ‘We elected an incompetent mayor and his insane older brother! Woe is us! Why aren’t you pitying us for the officials we democratically elected?’
  • ‘BUT SERIOUSLY, DID WE TELL YOU ABOUT OUR MANY DIVERSE COMMUNITIES? LET US REPEAT OURSELVES, JUST SO YOU HEARD.’

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  1. maple-hockey reblogged this from fuckyeahcanada
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  3. carry--on reblogged this from fuckyeahcanada and added:
    SUDBURY, ONTARIO IS LARGER THAN TORONTO. It is the largest city in Ontario; 7th largest in Canada. So fuck off with your...
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  8. kyuusei reblogged this from fuckyeahcanada and added:
    sorry Torontoites but.. LMAO
  9. findanothergalaxy reblogged this from fuckyeahcanada and added:
    ‘Canada’s largest city,’ couched in terms that imply the Rest of Canada is utterly dependent on and revolves around...
  10. being-meguca-is-suffering reblogged this from fuckyeahcanada
  11. cadavaberry reblogged this from fuckyeahcanada and added:
    3 Asians per every white person. People say UofT is chock full of Asians in all campuses, IDK.
  12. wrlittle said: Everyone else not in Toronto hates Toronto.
  13. clusterheadache reblogged this from fuckyeahcanada
  14. gloryredux reblogged this from silveriodide and added:
    Haters gonna hate.
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  16. vagabond-dreams said: AND OH BY THE WAY DID YOU KNOW CANADA ENDS AT MONTREAL?
  17. unfuckwithable said: “OUR HOCKEY TEAM…oh wait…”
  18. ryeandginger said: BUT TORONTO IS SO AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING (sometimes)