- COLD
- ‘despite popular belief, it is a place that exists’
- SO COLD
- ‘heart of the continent,’ ‘geographical centre of North America,’ ‘incredible geographic isolation’
- SO VERY COLD
- violent crime, ‘murder capital of Canada’
- I-I CAN’T FEEL MY LEGS ANYMORE
- slurpees
- CHRIST ON A CRACKER WHY WOULD YOU EVEN BUILD A CITY HERE
- Winnipeg Jets
- DON’T YOU SEE THIS IS GOD’S WAY OF TRYING TO KILL YOU
